How NOT to make a burger
Ingredients:
- 200 g (.46 lbs) extra-lean hamburger patty, pre-formed, individually-wrapped
- 1 sesame bun, preferably frozen
- Shredded white “cheese”
- “Pickles,” otherwise known as ZhaCai, literally “Pressed Vegetables” (no dill was harmed in the making of this pickle)
- Garnish: 1 lettuce leaf, sliced tomatoes and onions
- Seasoning: Salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, red cooking wine, cooking oil
Equipment:
- Spatula
- Saute pan and lid
- Stove
- Microwave
- Pizza oven
Directions:
- Season both sides of patty with liberal amounts of Seasoning
- Put patty in saute pan on high heat
- Cover with lid to cook
- When bottom looks “done,” flip, cover, and repeat
- When both sides look “done,” put in microwave for 1-2 minutes at your discretion
- Put back in saute pan to cook away any excess liquids that may have escaped while microwaving
- At this point, put sesame bun into pizza oven to defrost/toast
- Sprinkle top of patty lightly with “cheese,” then put into pizza oven to melt
- Wait 2 minutes for everything to finish in the pizza oven
- Place patty between sesame bun, top with Garnish, and you’re done!
To serve:
- Prepare a small pile of deep-fried, frozen french fries
- Create an elaborately European, but small, side salad, complete with vegetable “towers” and hash-patterned drizzles of dressing
- Arrange everything delicately in quadrants on a square plate
- Provide an individual crock of ketchup
Promise: This will NOT be how I serve my new hamburgers at Connections Bar & Grill. I just wanted to show just how far we’ve come and in such a short time.
Posted by sean x. l. on November 4th, 2009 - 3:15 pm
Filed Under :: china
Tags :: business, Connections Bar & Grill, food
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November 6th, 2009
Honey, this post cracks me up. I really can’t wait till we have this thing up and running.